Pondering

It's Monday. It's a holiday week. With all the shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc., I'll take my smiles where I can get 'em. Political correctness be damned.

Personally, I like six and seven. Not that one actually would, but sometimes, don't you want to?

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ...
not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut save you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.